The diary of a nuclear war survivor

 16th January 2022,

Dear Diary,

                    What I had hoped for happened. Finally, the 2nd Amendment has been made absolute and citizens now have the full right to keep and bear arms well at least the whites of course because are the blacks citizens? It all started when our great President, the one true defender of our Lord Jesus Christ declared nuclear war on China and launched a missile straight into Beijing. Oh my god how I celebrated on that day. Finally, someone had the courage to do something for America and defend our liberty. We were quick to support him and we stormed capitol hill again this time with rocket launchers to prevent him from being usurped by a faulty election. We therefore rightly killed the fraud who masqueraded himself as the president-elect and elected our President as President for life. Well, our Constitution guarantees us the right to choose our leader right? So what can it do to prevent us from choosing a leader for life?

    The President on being on being chosen President for life did the first right thing, he continued the great nuclear war against China. Certainly, there were a few casualties as China also retaliated. True that New York was flooded and California was destroyed. Well after all those dis-believers of God deserve that as they had abandoned our God to enjoy Sin. They supported abortion which our President rightly opposed and after being elected President for life rightly made punishable with the death penalty. 

    Certainly, there were international repercussions for our holy war, with Russia also declaring nuclear war on us and launching straight into Delaware but two missiles in Moscow ensured payback for us. Our war also led to the dismantling of NATO as our so-called allies refused to support us in our struggle of good over evil. So the President rightly nuked each and every one of them. It was so good to see that Britain, the erstwhile ruler of a vast empire being submerged under the ocean.

    The President also did a wonderful job on the domestic front. He immediately reintroduced slavery and therefore protected the right of the whites to enslave the blacks. My family owns at least 25 slaves and we whip them regularly. He rightly shot all the protestors who opposed this noble act as the right to own slaves is a right given by God. He also made atheism punishable by death and made Christianity the one true religion of America. Thus the hope of the founding fathers that America would be a citadel of liberty under God was fulfilled. I think we have never got a better President!